My roommate told me I can’t eat this whole cake
I am really offended like honestly bitch
If anyone can eat this whole cake
IT IS ME
Hey guys PSA
Don’t ever eat a whole cake out of some misplaced sense of pride
You will cry and your roommate will take pictures of you crying with cake on your face
This is the cutest little thing!
i would make my friends sleep in the little cage thing
thats where the peasants sleep.
Hello cutie pie!
“We aren’t keeping the triceratops.”
“I let you keep Rory!”
I LET YOU KEEP RORY
if you don’t dislike me yet don’t worry your time will come
THE MAGIC BEGINS  favourite scenery/locations - Hogwarts
Welcome Home. “Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus”
Biggest reason to lose weight and get fit: If the Doctor ever comes for me, I need to be able to run.
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
best friend in the universe
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
OH SWEET JESUS NO